————— WAIFU GAMES EDUCATION – “FLOWER KNIGHT GIRL”

Written by Soul Tsukino, edited by Otaku Apologist. This game is available at Nutaku.net. See more reviews at hentaireviews.moe

Flower Knight Girl is an empowering turn-based bug rape RPG. Collect sexy flower knights, send them to war!

ART

It’s not just the super-detailed sprites. The animated battle chibis are sick. Every frame of their movement is South Park levels of awesome. The audiovisual interactive game experience is so visceral, it nukes your retina with kawaii.

Despite wearing highly militarized attire, the girls occupy a vast variety of fetish archetypes. The bug enemies contrast with the girls’ boobacious beauty with their towering, grotesque forms. Everything is so beautiful, you just wanna roll your penis across the screen.

AUDIO

It’s as if the orchestral music is saying, “The bugs are raping our men!! We must save these assholes! FOR ALIMONY, GIRLS!!” The tracks are so sick, it takes hundreds of hours before you rather boot a Youtube playlist. The game rocks several lovely orchestral tracks, that are so emotionally evocative, they make you question your gender identity.

Hordes of Japanese voice talent jizzed their lungs out into this game. It’s anime quality. Every girl is voiced. The actresses’ performances add to the joyful cacophony of game audio. The combination of girly warcries, spells, and swords eviscerating bugs, in the backdrop of the battle music, is like Warhammer on estrogen hormone therapy.

The audio is dominated by endless loops of girls screaming the exact same lines, like it’s a domestic dispute.

GAMEPLAY

The gameplay is an allegory to first-strike nuclear war: smash a button, total devastation is assured. The “I WIN BUTTON” sends your human missiles flying across the world map, leaving nothing alive in their wake.

Every girl has unique stats, and a special ability, gear slots, all that jazz. You gain stronger babes and weapons into your collection as you progress, helping you beat more difficult maps.

The actual gameplay of Flower Knight Girl, is focused around squad management. You give your characters weapons, spend gold from missions on level-ups, etc. After every minor tunement, you want to play a mission to see the effects of your decisions.

HENTAI

Max out a girl’s affection, get your dick wet. Affection is increased by stuffing her holes with “gifts”. The micro-aggressive assumption is that women love gifts. It’s offensive, because as we all know, women are NEVER materialistic.

You unlock a fully voice-acted sex scene, which consists of one still image of her taking a prick in her crotch. If that’s your definition of a good fap, you will cum buckets at Flower Knight Girl.

Flower Knight Girl is your side bitch, that’s minimum effort to keep happy.

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