————— FREE HENTAI CLICKER GAME – “ATTACK ON MOE”

 

Written by Otaku Apologist. This writeup promotes a free game at Nutaku.net. Sinnercomics is sponsored by Hentaireviews.moe.

STORY

Giant anime girls are attacking the pixel kingdom. For the integrity of national security, you must destroy them with extreme prejudice.

GAMEPLAY

The gameplay consists of repeatedly clicking the screen until your will to live is drained from your cold dead bones. Sword dude swings his cutter as you click, slaying enemies that magically disappear when slaughtered.

You hire a small army of mercenaries to automatically pew pew enemies on screen. You can upgrade their murderousness up to level 1000. Your death squad keeps farming enemies while you’re offline.

Collect boss monsters in your depraved slave harem. Entrapped in your sex dungeon, you can visit them any time to harass them with your incessant bitch slapping. Keep slapping their supple bodies until they’re naked and drenched in buckets of sperm.

Reset the game to gain Moe Crystals. At avatar level 600, you unlock “rebirth”. Click “rebirth”, the game shows how many crystals you’ll earn with a reset. Press okay, you’re back to level one.

Crystals buy “Moetifacts”, artifacts that boost your limitless capacity for violence.

ART

The game art is a mix of pixel art, and traditional anime art. The animated sprite of your avatar has smooth moves, whereas the enemies just hover, wincing when you smash their skulls.

The menus and characters look cute, and I feel that the developers put their heart into this. Sure, it’s total absolute cancer that wastes precious days of your one life, but like a good dealer, they didn’t slip cyanide in the dope.

MUSIC

The game has two musical tracks. One is a cutesy tune for your private moments with the moe spirits, the other is the one you listen to while playing. It’s an epic hype tune that goes through highs and lows. It didn’t get boring even after my 100th hour of listening to it. The track is looped smoothly, and has so much variation, it feels like the wind in your sails.

HENTAI

The moe spirits are cute, but you never fuck them. It’s like reliving those depressing teenage years of being friendzoned by every girl that for months, and months, you tried to emotionally manipulate into sucking your dick. The bitches get naked, but that’s it. They also moan in a cute voice when harassed by your incessant clicking.

SFX

Plenty of sound effects are blatantly missing. You’ll hear your avatar’s sword swoops, and the cachink-sound of gold coins. But other than that, there’s not much sound. I can understand they omitted the SFX for your minions: As the size of your chibi militia escalates, the game would be dominated by attack sounds. Even so, it’s eerie watching your massive chibi army silently attacking enemies in unison, like electric cars without combustion engines silently running over pedestrians.

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